Burning Questions Answered

As the staff continues to refuse to work during World Cup, LHG wants to thank its loyal readership for their patience and support. As a token of our appreciation, we will, for one time only, break our vows of secrecy and answer three questions posed by a curious reader:

Anonymous said...
Where is the left hand of god's office located? how much staff does it have? are any of the writers cute?

a. Our offices are both everywhere and nowhere. Since we need to stay one step ahead of God to do our job right, we're constantly on the move. We're like those nuts who drive around trying to anticipate a tornado, except we've got no sophisticated equipment and so go by smell, and God is the tornado (or whirlwind).

b. Honestly, it's impossible to know. We operate in fully independent sleeper cells of one. Perhaps 20, perhaps 200.

c. They're all really really good looking, until you actually meet them.